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Nasruddin at the UN
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Nasruddin eats the UN 🍞

ByNuno Delicado

Nasruddin was invited to a grand meeting of leaders – all men.


Each came with a long speech about peace... and very short patience for listening.


Hours later, nothing had been agreed.


They finally turned to Nasruddin:

β€œYou are a wise man. Tell us – how do we achieve peace?”


Nasruddin stood up, took a large loaf of bread and placed it in the center of the table.

β€œLet us share this.”


Each leader immediately grabbed a knife.


β€œNo, no, no,” said Nasruddin, stepping back. β€œNot like that. First, we must agree how to divide it.”


They argued for another hour.

When they finally turned back, the bread was gone.


β€œWho took it??” they demanded.


Nasruddin wiped the crumbs from his beard, smiling.

β€œSorry. I got hungry while you were busy arguing about it.”


The leaders were outraged.

β€œThat’s unfair!”


Nasruddin bowed slightly.

β€œYes. So is everything that happens while we are still discussing peace.”


Silence filled the room.



Peace delayed is often peace consumed.


Happy International Day of Multilateralism and Diplomacy for Peace


Check also today’s Aya & Luca story.